Monday, February 25, 2013

2 Walmart employee's and a bread man walk into a bar...

I was zipping through Wally World trying to focus on only buying healthy food and avoiding junk food, approaching the bread section I heard "lose weight" and my ears perked up and I tuned in...

 Employee #1- "I've never heard of that before"

 Employee #2- "It's true, you won't lose any weight if you eat wheat bread because it's so heavy, it just sits there in your stomach."

Employee #1- "That's interesting, let's ask 'Bob' about it.  Bob, come over here."

Bread man "Bob" wanders over.

Employee #2- "Bob, ain't it true if you eat wheat bread you're not going to lose any weight since it's so heavy?"

Bread man "Bob"- "If you eat wheat bread, it's the same as eating white bread.  There is no difference."

Employee #1- "Huh. Do you suppose they get it that color by using food coloring then?"

Employee #2- "I've always thought that same thing!"

Bread man "Bob"- "Well if you get the stuff that say 100% whole wheat then it's not the same..."

I had to move on at this point, I would have loved to hear the rest of the explanation and the employee responses.  Until we meet again Wally World.